Old Occurrences

So I was thinking about some bloopers I could post here and one recent one stood out. So here i am at a cousins birthday party when I discover these helium balloons. I rush them home with the phrase message in a bottle going around in my brain. getting the picture now are we?

I write out a two page soliloquy of my life and it's around midnight and I am imagining someone plucking those balloons from a rooftop and reading my missive and voila instant friend!

so I tie up the paper and i rush out in the dead of night..say a little prayer and I let it go...you might be wondering where my little pen pal is and why am I writing in a blog...well...he doesn't exist! Just as soon as I let the message go, the balloons got stuck in some electric cables. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FRIKKIN' HOUSE O.o

so you'll understand when I say Desmond is not a pal of mine

P.S i woke up and checked the cables in the morning. The balloon had mysteriously vanished. I just pray that none of my family read it. XP

See. Want. Do

So I finally got over my lazy streak and joined the ranks of blog-dom! A lot of my friends were making accounts, so I thought why not? It's a good way to remain immortalized in the virtual world even if we die during the whole 2012 thing or get hijacked by ninjas or axe murderers!


Okay so my lawyer forced me to say that the above message was NOT a threat or a prediction. Justsoyouknowandall. :)

Or WAS it? *evil laughter*